Returning home from a roadtrip (if you have cats)
1. Walk in door. Set down bags.
2. Squeal and welcome cats in obnoxious baby voice.
3. Grab and hug cats, despite their obvious desire that you do not do so.
4. Pee.
5. Continue to coo at cats, until spying the multiple hairballs on the carpet.
6. Clean carpet, muttering under breath and glaring at cats while doing so.
7. Relax on couch and cuddle cats on lap, all memory of hairballs erased by the sound of purring.
I am simultaneously delighted by your comment and appropriately chastened at my mistake. Well done, sir.
gibsontwist replied to your post: Returning home from a roadtrip (if you have cats)
The narrative flow of this list has me envisioning you standing in your living room holding your cats while urine runs down your leg. Thus, I find no problem with this list.
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swimmiesofdoom said:
we do not have cats, but the catfish concur! they do not like to be grabbed and hugged either!
cc: all redneck noodlers.
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