And then he threw a pillow at me…

Last night’s dream was a product of bad sleep, too much beer and gaming.

Heapfrag and I were living in a large, open house with both cats and an unnamed dog. I looked out the window and saw a lion pacing around the back garden. Immediately I yelled for him and ran outside to get both cats and dog inside while trying to call 911. Heapfrag seemed unconcerned, which made me very upset. We got the pets inside. The 911 operator was arguing with me, saying I must have seen something other than a giant cat. It made me so angry I stormed out of the house and ducked into a greenhouse (this was a pretty lavish property we were living in) to try and get another look at the lion.

Instead it appeared that an entire zoo had been released. I walked outside, a bit in shock, trying to take in the giraffes and various animals strolling casually through the yard, when I remembered there was at least one lion and took off running back to the house. Once inside, I couldn’t find Heapfrag and began frantically searching for him, afraid he had gone back outside. I found an underground passage leading from the house’s basement. I knew it went to another part of the yard.

I saw Heapfrag up ahead of me and hurried after. The passage let out onto a yard filled with rhinos and people playing some sort of cricket. When I caught up to Heapfrag and started yelling at him about the cats and animals and leaving me alone with them, he laughed and grabbed a pillow off a nearby bed sitting on the grass. He threw the pillow at me and told me not to be silly, the animals were our guests.

New print in my shop! Yes, this one. Taming the Beast - Scorcha - #artfire http://www.artfire.com/ext/shop/product_view/4462235

New print in my shop! Yes, this one. Taming the Beast - Scorcha - #artfire http://www.artfire.com/ext/shop/product_view/4462235

This morning it was fresh made Vietnamese coffee and gourmet doughnuts.
Then an amazing cup of coffee from my brand new air press.
Later there was Korean tacos & street dumplings, overwhelming used bookstore and comic book store.
Followed by fancy pizza and this beauty, the Chocolate Suicide Cake. Overall a very amazing day.

This morning it was fresh made Vietnamese coffee and gourmet doughnuts.

Then an amazing cup of coffee from my brand new air press.

Later there was Korean tacos & street dumplings, overwhelming used bookstore and comic book store.

Followed by fancy pizza and this beauty, the Chocolate Suicide Cake. Overall a very amazing day.

Mini dream - caffeine edition

I bought this really amazing coffee recently. It’s so good, I can drink it cold. I’ve been drinking so much of it that it has invaded my dreams.

I was yelling at someone, just really laying into them in this amorphous gray space. Just absolutely crazy mad, at this person in front of me I couldn’t quite see. Suddenly I was the person being yelled at, and I very defiantly told myself that I should lay off as I hadn’t even had any coffee yet.

Stupid dreams.

(via 3liza)

Tomorrow’s the last day for free shipping from my shop. Something special will be included with your order as well. No, I’m not telling. It’s a secret.

Tomorrow’s the last day for free shipping from my shop. Something special will be included with your order as well. No, I’m not telling. It’s a secret.

New nightmare - Twilight edition

The night before last I dreamed that I went to go see the new Twilight movie. I have never read the books or seen the movies, and all I know about it is from friends who like it and websites making fun of it.

I sat in the theater, surrounded by dark silhouettes of people without faces, watching as the vampires slowly bit chunks out of Kristen Stewart’s head. They kept nibbling away, her skull slowly collapsing into itself and warping her face as she mumbled through her lines. No one mentions or made any reference to this in the movie, and when I started screaming to the other people in the theater that this was seriously fucked up, the actors on screen turned and looked at me.

I was very, very glad to wake up.

By the way, I’m offering free shipping in my Artfire shop Friday through Monday, in case you’d like to support an independent artist from the comfort of your couch and give unique handmade items this holiday season. I’m also still taking orders for custom work if you want something specific.

Thanks!

By the way, I’m offering free shipping in my Artfire shop Friday through Monday, in case you’d like to support an independent artist from the comfort of your couch and give unique handmade items this holiday season. I’m also still taking orders for custom work if you want something specific.

Thanks!

Promising start to a new sketchbook.

Promising start to a new sketchbook.